I am a vegetarian

the same way most

Bengalis and Maharashtrians

and Malayalis are vegetarian

(because my native, is all three)

Thus you can correctly infer

I eat only those meats which 

Are vegetables of the Sea

Exceptions make the rule however.

See: times when I have a construction worker’s appetite and the vegetarian shepherd’s pie

isn’t quite filling the hole

created by balancing my body on a 

fleet footed quardraped for four hours

See also: times when science prevails.

Does a crocodile actually taste like chicken?

(Yes. Like a tough old hen that’s been a good layer)

But in answer to your question about high tea

dear Shaji; I —

Am vegetarian.

 ~ Yumna J Hari Singh J